Merchants of Misery – The Days of Their Scamdemic — Dispatches from the Asylum

Hey Mom, come quick, look! It’s another day of insanity from the merchants of misery. Yes, boys and girls, it isn’t enough that so many are sucking on popsicles of destruction, their own destruction passed out by dickheads in finely tailored clothing telling us that the poison contained in their sugary ice pole is for […]

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Repeated Stupidity – The Days of Their Scamdemic — Dispatches from the Asylum

 

No, you’re not in a time warp, it’s still 2020, and it’s still another 4 months or so until cold weather sets in here in the Northern Hemisphere that will do what the cornholio and government shysters haven’t been able to fully accomplish…keep people in their cribs. But presently, we’re stuck with dealing with Gong […]

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Deranged Stability and Constancy – The Days of Their Scamdemic — Dispatches from the Asylum

Stability and constancy is what the unwashed sorely crave here in the factory of sadness, and just our luck, the gods of shitf**kery deliver, providing stability and constancy that comes in the form of total ineptitude provided by dopes and cement-heads holding down government jobs that are immune to the job cutting axe. Florida Labs […]

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Deep Feelings – The Days of Their Cornholio — Dispatches from the Asylum

 

We must feel deeply for those mega corporations who have been stung by the cornholio, with billions in their coffers, they still need help. What has the cornoholio provided them? A way to bank even more millions. Now Even Major Defense Firms Are Pushing For COVID Stimulus Money – via activistpost.com Major defense firms which […]

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Rules For Thee…But Not For Me — Dispatches from the Asylum

As the ruins we continue to embrace increase by the day, both of minds and bodies, with food bank lines reemerging thanks to government dickheads and their ‘guidances’ of wreckage of the economy due to a virus, that unlike all other viruses, will never go away, there are those whose government positions allows them protection […]

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Who Are These F**king Guys? – ‘The Days of Our Virus’ — Dispatches from the Asylum

 

Strap yourselves in boys and girls, it’s another day ruled by demons who blow toxic shyte up our arse’s and tell us its sunshine, and of course, it’s all to keep us safe. WA Governor To Residents: COVID-Test-Deniers Will Not Be Allowed To Leave Home To Get Groceries – truepundit.com via zerohedge.com At his May […]

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The Flaccid Dick – ‘The Days of Our Virus” — Dispatches from the Asylum

The gods of sanity weep at the state of the minds of those f**ked up beyond all repair who have the ‘authority’ to cast our lives into the nether world. For when these minds beyond repair are concocting new ways to piss themselves each day with whatever new fear-porn they latch upon, they are also, […]

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Rats – ‘The Days of Our Virus’ – As We All Die — Dispatches from the Asylum

 

The milk toast sub-mediocrities continue to shine here in the factory of sadness, as we breathe deeply of the pure shit presented to us each day. We’ve accustomed ourselves to multiple kicks to our crotch with each openin from the pie-hole of government dickheads and willing accomplices of the lame stream media. Look Mom! It’s […]

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All Hail the Dickheads! — Dispatches from the Asylum

 

The days’ fresh beatings continue on, where the lolcow’s and obedient’s, stuck in quicksand clutching their pearls masks, allow dickheads to steamroll over them, telling them of idiocy they must obey, just because the idiots proclaim it. All hail the dickheads! New facts emerge that counter the shitf**kery the demons have been promoting day after […]

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The Comfortable and the Uncomfortable — Dispatches from the Asylum

 

So long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men. – Voltaire Just a scant couple of months […]

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